Sunday, December 12, 2004

My Reason is You

Watching the new Bridget Jones Diary movie, I spent almost every moment in frustration, torment, bitter agony. It's not that it's bad, I've just lost all possibilities to appreciate any love story. Some may react: Oh, this man is so horrible to say such things! You'll get to know the feeling when your soulmate and the one you're destined to be with is marrying someone else. You get that premonition you'll be miserably lonely for the rest of your life. My lovelife is a f*cked up fairy tale.

If you're feeling down after reading that, you're taking it the wrong way. You should be thankful someone else is farther down the sh*thole.

I always get on a spending binge after a heartbreak; more pain, more buying. Better start saving up, this one's going to knock the bells off a few cash registers.

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